The day before valentine's day a man went out to shop for his wife something really special. He needed to make up for past occasions that he had been pretty slack on. So he goes to the most expensive lingerie shop and starts looking. He sees that the price range is huge. Everything from $50 to $300. So of course he picks up the $300 sexy one piece and holds it up and can't believe that something that is so tiny and you can see completely through could cost so much money. He buys it anyway - they pack it neatly in a store bag and he takes it home and puts it away in the closet.
While cleaning up that night the wife comes across the bag and notices the price through the bag and comes up with what she thought was a great idea. After her husband proudly gives her the gift she goes to the other room and tells him to wait right there.
She has decided, like her husband, the piece is so thin and skimpy that you wouldn't even be able to tell she had anything on - so instead of putting on the outfit she decides she will go out naked and return the item the next day and get the cash.
She calls out to let him know that she is on her way then stands before him and asks in her most sexy voice "So honey, what do you think?" His jaw drops and without taking one moment to think he replies "you would think for $300 they would have at least ironed the damn thing!"
I don't think she was feeling the love after that one.
Happy Valentines Day to everyone!!
Daniel is playing in the preseason region tournament this weekend in Brooklet. We have lost the two games we have played, but with only two players returning from last year we are actually more together that I expected. Daniel is catcher and has saw more playing time in the first game than he did all of last year combined. He is doing a great job and I am very proud of him. Mikay has finished basketball and we are now looking forward to softball.
Everyone keep in touch and have a great weekend.
love
betha
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